Aging Like Fine Milk – Happy Birthday Sarcastic T-Shirt

Celebrate their big day with just the right amount of evil honesty. This snarky birthday tee proudly declares “Aging Like Fine Milk”—perfect for reminding your friend, sibling, or coworker that time isn’t always kind.

🎉 Perfect for:

✅ Friends who can take a joke (or can’t, even better)
✅ Birthdays that deserve less celebration
✅ Anyone who enjoys sarcasm served ice-cold

(Available in multiple sizes because everyone’s falling apart at different rates.)

Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Double-needle stitching ensures durability and longevity.
- No side seams provide a clean and attractive look.
- Garment-dyed fabric offers a soft texture and rich color.
- Ethically made from high-quality, pre-shrunk US cotton.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean